Another One Bites the Dust, Hey-Hey!
Another one bites the dust/Huh-OWWWW!! [/St. Freddie M.]
Bitches, it’s like Christmas every goddamn day around here.
Fox News Channel, tinkering for the first time in eight years with its popular early evening lineup, is replacing its 5 p.m. news broadcast, “The Big Story,” with an election-theme program for the foreseeable future. The network confirmed this week that “America’s Election HQ,” a program that displaced “The Big Story” temporarily last month, would continue indefinitely. The program’s hosts, Bill Hemmer and Megyn Kelly, also anchor the network’s mid-morning newscast and are seen as rising stars on the channel. The change was first reported by the blog TVNewser.com. John Gibson, the longtime host of “The Big Story,” will continue to have a role on television, the network said, although it appears that his future for now lies mostly on radio.
Well, he’s one up on Misnomer Morganism. She can’t even hold down a job in the fetid sewers of AM talk. And that’s just pitiful. I could teach Juan Carlos to vomit hairballs on cue and get him a job in talk radio, as long as I claimed they were Conservative hairballs. The bar is surely not very high in a field that boasts such stellar “talents” as Mikey the Savage Wiener and everybody’s favorite talking pilonidal cyst, Uncle Rush Touched Me.
But back to Johnny the Hair:
For two years Mr. Gibson, a conservative commentator, has been the host of a three-hour program for Fox News Radio immediately following his television show.
Enabling him to do something even the most talented gay porn stars can’t do, which is to suck without stopping for four hours every day.
Fox News Channel, the top-rated cable news network, has benefited in recent years from a stable programming schedule, while CNN and MSNBC have made multiple on-camera changes. The programming shift underscores the emphasis placed on election-year programming by the cable news networks.
Actually, it’s illustrative of the fact that the Pox News Cargo Cult is either dying off in waves (they are all 90 years old, after all), that Heath Ledger’s ghost is having a laugh at Gibson’s expense, or just that the wheels are totally coming off the Right Wing Propaganda Machine.
In the last six months, we’ve seen:
1. Michelle Malkin fired from “The O’Reilly Factor”.
2. Ann Coulter’s book sales tanking and her credit cards getting declined by Publix.
3. Melamine Misstatement fired from her job.
4. Tucker Carlson tossed out on his amply padded backside.
5. And now Jumpin’ John Gibson being taken away to be rendered into fat for cheap tallow candles for The Poor or whatever.
Some people may call this an unrelated chain of business-related layoffs, or Conservative Media’s flailing efforts to adapt to the times. Me, I just see it as Progress.
Limbaugh and O’Reilly are next. Hannity, too. It will be a beautiful day when all these bloviating turds have to suck dicks in a bus station bathroom for change. Tick…tick…tick…
(image by the incomperable darkblack)
133 Responses to “Another One Bites the Dust, Hey-Hey!”
By Betsy on Mar 13, 2008 11:12 pm |
hi T.
I’d be happier if these fired folks were all replaced by progressives.
By madmommy on Mar 13, 2008 11:14 pm |
Mercy sakes, you do have a way with a verbal picture, T! These so-called people are like cockroaches, they never really go away, just scurry into the dark recesses waiting for another chance.
*note to self* Do not open this blog tomorrow till the kiddos are off to school. I really don’t want to have to explain that picture!
By Betsy on Mar 13, 2008 11:15 pm |
madmom, i am dealing with the same issue as texteen wanders around the house
By TRex on Mar 13, 2008 11:19 pm |
Betsy said
Don’t hold your breath on that one.
By e on Mar 13, 2008 11:21 pm |
hell, every parent in the state of NY has had to padlock their television this week.
evening all.
By TRex on Mar 13, 2008 11:27 pm |
e said
What the hell? And they didn’t have to do that when the Starr report blasted sex with cigars and cum-stained dresses into every living room in America.
Oh, blow me, MSM.
By peanutbutter on Mar 13, 2008 11:28 pm |
Heck, I’m trying not to look at it so I don’t have to explain it to myself!
By Betsy on Mar 13, 2008 11:28 pm |
hi e
By madmommy on Mar 13, 2008 11:30 pm |
e said
Hey e! Yes, it is wall to wall everywhere, I can only imagine what it must be like in NY. With Vitter it was everywhere. Strangely, there was no demands that he step down, or that he had let down his constituents. And evidently the little diaper dandy is now saying that his case and Spitzer’s are completely different. Let’s see: hookers, check. cheating husbands, check. wronged wives at the podium, check. I can’t for the life of me figure out exactly what the difference is between Vitter and Spitzer. I’ll ponder on it, maybe it will come to me.
By sp ocko on Mar 13, 2008 11:37 pm |
John, “Five to the Noggin’ Gibson is going away? Woot!
Hey I posted something related below.
http://www.iamtrex.com/?p=500#comment-20015
By burnspbesq on Mar 13, 2008 11:38 pm |
madmommy said
It’s actually quite simple to understand. Ask yourself the following question:
“Would DOJ have devoted any resources to following up on those Suspicious Activity Reports if Spitzer was a Republican?”
I respectfully submit that we all know the answer to that question.
By NoahC on Mar 13, 2008 11:42 pm |
Isn’t there some way to get the FEC to recognize this “in-kind” contribution?
Cause that’s what a show about the presidential election on Fox News really is…
By madmommy on Mar 13, 2008 11:44 pm |
burns-wait, wait, I know!! Could it be the party affiliation of the players? One is a Dem, one GOP. But wait. Surely that can’t be the reason, it would be so hypocritical and obvious.
Got the SEC tourney on here, the UGA/Ole Miss game. Don’t the brackets come out Sunday?
By TRex on Mar 13, 2008 11:45 pm |
sp ocko said
Hey, Mr. Spocko! Always good to see you here.
Can’t wait to meet you at ESCHACON!!!
By Betsy on Mar 13, 2008 11:48 pm |
i am exhausted after sleeping only three hrs last night. also having connection difficulties in my toobz. and dizzy. all in all, time for bed.
By peanutbutter on Mar 13, 2008 11:49 pm |
I think someone’s excited about eschacon
By burnspbesq on Mar 13, 2008 11:50 pm |
madmommy said
Sunday it is — I think 6:00 p.m. Eastern on CBS.
By Betsy on Mar 13, 2008 11:50 pm |
road runner sending someone tomorrow to fix da toobz
By darkblack on Mar 13, 2008 11:51 pm |
What is that nasty man doing to that festive children’s toy?
;>)
By Betsy on Mar 13, 2008 11:52 pm |
darkblack said
we’ll explain it when you are older.
By darkblack on Mar 13, 2008 11:53 pm |
Betsy said
OK…Why is he wearing fancy ladies undies?
;>)
By TRex on Mar 13, 2008 11:53 pm |
darkblack said
Keeping America strong.
By Betsy on Mar 13, 2008 11:54 pm |
darkblack said
Because that’s what he likes to wear.
By madmommy on Mar 13, 2008 11:55 pm |
darkblack said
darkblack, you are a sick and twisted individual. And I mean that in the most complementary way
By Big Mitch on Mar 13, 2008 11:55 pm |
hi friends
By madmommy on Mar 13, 2008 11:57 pm |
burnspbesq said
Good. We should be back from the parade by then. Not that it matters, I always fill out a bracket that is a total hash by the end of the fist round.
By TRex on Mar 13, 2008 11:57 pm |
Because that’s what he likes to wear.
Oh, my gosh, you ARE a parent. That’s the total “Mom-who-doesn’t-feel-like-explaining” answer!!
By darkblack on Mar 13, 2008 11:57 pm |
Betsy said
OK…So why can’t the crossdresser shave a proper bikini line?
;>)
By e on Mar 13, 2008 11:58 pm |
on a more pleasant note……
um
damn, I can’t think of one.
By madmommy on Mar 14, 2008 12:00 am |
TRex said
There’s a manual. We get it when they wheel us to the door carrying that brand new bambino. Didn’t your mom tell you?
By Big Mitch on Mar 14, 2008 12:01 am |
Okay, you probably all heard this on KO tonight, but it is a classic that should be re-told for a generation:
David Patterson, who will soon take over for Eliot Spitzer as Gov. on NY had a press conference today, and a reporter asked him, “so that NYers won’t ever have to live through this again, let’s get this out of the way: Have you ever patronized a prostitute?”
His reply: “Only the lobbyists.”
You gotta admire a guy like that.
By e on Mar 14, 2008 12:02 am |
TRex said
naw…..THAT answer is “Because I said so!”
By Betsy on Mar 14, 2008 12:04 am |
TRex, did you ever doubt that I am a parent???
OK. now going to sleep for real.
By TRex on Mar 14, 2008 12:05 am |
There’s a manual. We get it when they wheel us to the door carrying that brand new bambino. Didn’t your mom tell you?
The Kid Handbook says, “Then you ask, ‘But WHY does he like to dress like that?’”
Heading home.
By e on Mar 14, 2008 12:07 am |
Big Mitch said
yeah, I liked that too. God bless him….maybe this disgusting mess WILL turn out for the best after all. Because, for all his other endearing qualities of hypocrisy and whore fucking, Spitzer WAS something of a bullying vindictive asshole who was despised even by those in his own party. From what I’ve heard of Patterson so far, he’s the opposite.
By Big Mitch on Mar 14, 2008 12:10 am |
Just posted on HuffPo. I love to watch thieves falling out.
The former treasurer for the National Republican Congressional Committee diverted hundreds of thousands of dollars — and possibly as much as $1 million — of the organization’s funds into his personal accounts, GOP officials said yesterday, describing an alleged scheme that could become one of the largest political frauds in recent history.
For at least four years, Christopher J. Ward, who is under investigation by the FBI, allegedly used wire transfers to funnel money out of NRCC coffers and into other political committee accounts he controlled as treasurer, NRCC leaders and lawyers said in their first public statement since they turned the matter over to the FBI six weeks ago.
By madmommy on Mar 14, 2008 12:10 am |
TRex said
And that is when we invoke the classic “because I said so” response. Then we cringe in horror at sounding exactly like our own mothers, which we swore at one time we would never, ever do!
It is off to bed for me, goodnight all!
By Betsy on Mar 14, 2008 12:10 am |
cross-dressing in newspapers:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/8898019@N04/2331776223/
By pellora hussein on Mar 14, 2008 12:12 am |
oops. I posted in EPUland - so here is my comment, which is probably way OT here.
oh well.
madmommy said
Sorry to giggle - but it brings back a memory! My middle son was on his second day at preschool (I only took my kids there a couple of times a week because I was a stay at home mom with some part time work for myself consulting on the side) - when I went to pick him up, he was in trouble, in time out, because he had bitten somebody. He wasn’t a biter, in fact he was a fairly placid easygoing boy. On the way home I asked him why he had bitten “name” - his answer, the part that made me chuckle at this point in your story — because he wouldn’t do what I wanted him to do. He said that very solemnly and matter of factly… I couldn’t laugh, but I wanted to!!!
now back to catching up on the thread
uh, the latest thread this time!
By Big Mitch on Mar 14, 2008 12:15 am |
Betsy said
There was a young lady one fall
Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
The dress caught fire
And burned her entire
Front page, sporting section and all.
(My dad introduced me to poetry with this one.)
By encephalopath on Mar 14, 2008 12:26 am |
I think Glenn Beck is next. That kind of stupid can’t possibly go on much longer.
By peanutbutter on Mar 14, 2008 12:32 am |
I dunno, we’ve had extraordinary stupid for almost eight years… **sigh**
By newdealfarmgrrrlll on Mar 14, 2008 12:39 am |
darkblack said
hmm … i’d say there were no goats at the petting zoo, so …
btw, huzzah for the video, TRex! And kudos to newtonusr.
My work tends to be drought or flood, right now it’s switched to flood stage. Which is good in some ways, but almost too busy to even lurk. *ndfg plops down on one of the comfy sofas in the treehouse* boy howdy, feels good to be back.
By CTuttle on Mar 14, 2008 12:40 am |
darkblack said
Dark Black I blame you for corrupting poor TRex…! Big Mitch, Aloha, Long Time No See…!
By CTuttle on Mar 14, 2008 12:42 am |
newdealfarmgrrrlll said
Always nice to see ya, NDFG!
By pellora hussein on Mar 14, 2008 12:42 am |
bwaah-hhah-hahha
” Bush heard tales of all-night tea drinking sessions to coax local residents into cooperating, and of tribesmen crossing mountains to attend government meetings seen as building blocks for the country’s democracy-in-the-making.
“I must say, I’m a little envious,” Bush said. “If I were slightly younger and not employed here, I think it would be a fantastic experience to be on the front lines of helping this young democracy succeed.”
“It must be exciting for you … in some ways romantic, in some ways, you know, confronting danger. You’re really making history, and thanks,” Bush said.”
http://in.reuters.com/article/topNews/idINIndia-32473520080313?sp=true
Bush says if younger, he would work in Afghanistan
not.
Of course, there are lots of poppies and stuff there, so maybe he would go there after all.
By newdealfarmgrrrlll on Mar 14, 2008 12:45 am |
*waves at CTuttle* good to see you!!!
By newdealfarmgrrrlll on Mar 14, 2008 12:50 am |
pellora, i’d say bush is a typical NIMBY. Democracy is fiiinnnneee when it’s over there, safely far away /s
By pellora hussein on Mar 14, 2008 12:55 am |
newdealfarmgrrrlll said
Honestly, I saw the headline and had to go read the story - I have a real hard time believing he actually said that… but the report is Reuters, so I guess he did.
The guy’s brain is definitely disconnected from … everything or anything!
By CTuttle on Mar 14, 2008 12:56 am |
Tomorrow should be an interesting day, the FISA vote is the first item on the House sked, I wonder what kind of influence the secret session shall have…
By CTuttle on Mar 14, 2008 12:59 am |
Big Mitch said
Dang, the sporting section is the first place I err… look!
By TRex on Mar 14, 2008 1:12 am |
Fresh thread!
http://www.iamtrex.com/?p=503
By Mauimom on Mar 15, 2008 7:39 pm |
There’s a manual. We get it when they wheel us to the door carrying that brand new bambino. Didn’t your mom tell you?
All I got when they wheeled me out was a certificate that said “no exchanges; no returns” re the kid.
By Barney Fife on Mar 15, 2008 8:02 pm |
All those A-holes on Faux should be made to kick the can down the road!! I quit watching those A-holes a long time ago. As for Malkin and Coulter, well, never mind. That bitch on “the View” who spits her republican bullshit should also be canned!!
As to Spitzer and the rest of those sex-crime freakin’ politicians in both parties they should all be handed a big stone as they are lowered into the atlantic. Ain’t life just Fn’ great!!
By William of the Netherlands on Mar 15, 2008 11:07 pm |
Great summary of bastards and bitches gone bye. But when all the creaps have left the building, who will be there at hand to cuss against?
As someone from the old continent I’m always amused by sites like there. Secretly I think people like you who connect the dots in the right way are the sane people in the US.
By tb on Mar 16, 2008 1:00 pm |
tb said
It’s going to happen. Personally I’m pulling for Beck to be the next to go. Beck and Wiener.
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