We Will Bury You!

Oh, no, no. Balloon Juice and Sadly, No! think they can out-wank us all with bad 80’s synthpop.

I own this category, bitches. And don’t you forget it.

Yeah? You like that, boys?

Well, have another.

And another.

  1. 35 Responses to “We Will Bury You!”

  2. By Bil on Feb 26, 2008 5:00 pm |

    Zuper…

  3. By punaise on Feb 26, 2008 5:00 pm |

    the travelling will-buries.

  4. By peanutbutter on Feb 26, 2008 5:05 pm |

    Oh, dear.

  5. By TRex on Feb 26, 2008 5:12 pm |

    peanutbutter said

    Oh, dear.

    Ma’am this might be a little grisly for a lady like yourself. Perhaps you ought to avert your eyes.

  6. By MR Bill on Feb 26, 2008 5:13 pm |

    Alright, you force me see yer OMD and raise you a Klaus Nomi… http://youtube.com/watch?v=gma5IUNMTn0

    BTW, until hearing Mr. Nomi’s version, I didn’t understand Mr. Vallee’s song to be a ode to the double standard.

  7. By punaise on Feb 26, 2008 5:13 pm |

    I escaped the ’80s relatively unscathed by synthpop. never even owned a Flock of Seagulls album. Oh, sure, there were some exceptions, but the names escape me now.

  8. By newdealfarmgrrrlll on Feb 26, 2008 5:17 pm |

    ack. In the late 90’s the U of Minn radio station, Radio K, had a show on Sunday afternoons devoted to this kind of stuff. It was called “Cosmic Slop.” My oldest loved it. My eardrums still wince at the memory.

  9. By Blue Buddha on Feb 26, 2008 5:20 pm |

    MR Bill said

    Alright, you force me see yer OMD and raise you a Klaus Nomi… http://youtube.com/watch?v=gma5IUNMTn0

    BTW, until hearing Mr. Nomi’s version, I didn’t understand Mr. Vallee’s song to be a ode to the double standard.

    Oh dammit! I was about to play the Klaus card. >:(

    Oh well. I figure this one would go well with political blogging:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=aTJAdMtst8I

  10. By MR Bill on Feb 26, 2008 5:23 pm |

    Blue Buddha said

    MR Bill said

    Alright, you force me see yer OMD and raise you a Klaus Nomi… http://youtube.com/watch?v=gma5IUNMTn0

    BTW, until hearing Mr. Nomi’s version, I didn’t understand Mr. Vallee’s song to be a ode to the double standard.

    Oh dammit! I was about to play the Klaus card. >:(

    It’s ok, I just found Klaus’s cover of “ding dong, the witch is dead” on youtube, and no I won’t link to it..

  11. By MR Bill on Feb 26, 2008 5:27 pm |

    And for a bit of 80’s (and a cameo by a hot young Richard Branson) http://youtube.com/watch?v=LCW6Kte2o1A
    ’cause we’re at war damnit..

  12. By burnspbesq on Feb 26, 2008 5:37 pm |

    Dang! Wish I had time to play, but I still have a ton of stuff to review for a meeting tomorrow.

  13. By Bil on Feb 26, 2008 5:38 pm |

    The Best!
    http://www.iamtrex.com/?p=43

    I LOVE YOU!…you’re paying my rent…

  14. By burnspbesq on Feb 26, 2008 5:42 pm |

    Well, here’s a big surprise. From a BNA Daily Tax Report update that just hit my work inbox:

    “White House Threatens Veto of Senate Foreclosure Prevention Bill

    Posted Feb. 26, 2008, 5:10 PM ET

    The White House issued a Statement of Administration Policy Feb. 26 saying the administration would strongly object to many elements of a bill aimed at stimulating the housing sector and curbing the wave of home foreclosures throughout the nation.

    The bill (H.R. 3221), which will be amended on the Senate floor by substituting the text of the Foreclosure Prevention Act of 2008 (S. 2636), would allow money-losing businesses to seek refunds of taxes paid in recent profitable years and would give states the ability to sell tax-exempt mortgage revenue bonds for the purposes of helping homeowners refinance to avoid foreclosure.

    While President Bush has previously voiced support for those provisions, the White House said it would object to language in the bill that would change bankruptcy laws to make it more difficult for lenders to seize homes. (emphasis added)

    The White House also said it strongly opposes the bill’s proposed expansion of a program to allow state and local governments to buy abandoned and foreclosed homes, saying it is both costly and “would constitute a bailout for lenders and speculators, while doing little to help struggling homeowners.”

    Morons.

  15. By MR Bill on Feb 26, 2008 5:52 pm |

    “Well speaking as a member of the Stock Exchange I would suck their brains out with a straw, sell the widows and orphans and go into South American Zinc.”-Monty Python, “The Mouse Problem”

  16. By madmommy on Feb 26, 2008 6:07 pm |

    *pleh* Do. Not. Want.

    As regards the wedding announcement of Miss Goodling from the last thread, all I can add is she and her fiance are the human equivalent of a mayo on white-bread sandwich.

    Bless their hearts.

  17. By Persiflage on Feb 26, 2008 7:13 pm |

    I remember the synth-pop era, indeed, from time to time I wake up in a sweat believing I’m in the middle of a Wa Wa Nee set. Don’t believe me? See for yourself

  18. By TRex on Feb 26, 2008 8:02 pm |

    Fresh thread!

    http://www.iamtrex.com/?p=418

  19. By encephalopath on Feb 26, 2008 10:48 pm |

    How about new 80’s electro pop

    Freezepop:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=BVIhIc_DfaM

  20. By anon on Feb 26, 2008 10:55 pm |

    As Led Zeppelin is to Heavy Metal, as Brian Eno is to New Age, this proto-synth-monster is to all that followed:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8TBmeK9Abg

  21. By Myrna the Minx on Feb 27, 2008 12:56 am |

    crap, I’d almost forgotten the time a friend dragged me along to an OMD concert in 1987. I still hate her for it.

  22. By blogslut on Feb 27, 2008 4:03 am |

    A gauntlet I cannot resist. I accept your challenge, Mr TRex:

    http://www.blogslut.com/blogslut/?p=18

  23. By Arky on Feb 27, 2008 7:46 am |

    Oo, ow. Thank you father may I have another?

  24. By Blue Buddha on Feb 27, 2008 8:28 am |

    anon said

    As Led Zeppelin is to Heavy Metal, as Brian Eno is to New Age, this proto-synth-monster is to all that followed:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8TBmeK9Abg

    Since we were talking about Klaus earlier, his version of “I Feel Love” kicks ass. Unfortunately, I can only find this 30 sec. mp3 clip of it.

  25. By Blue Buddha on Feb 27, 2008 8:41 am |

    And let’s not forget Neil Young’s sad attempt at synth pop in 1982.

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