Possibly Unintentionally Hilarious Screen Grab o’ the Day
(From the front page of Huffington Post.)
Do you hear that you guys? Leave Rachel ALONE. Please! She’s just trying to live her life in peace! Did you get her good side? No, the RIGHT side, you jackals! No, no, she always bends over like a stripper who just spotted a fifty when she’s opening a car door. Make sure you get good shots of the Cavali shades, fellas, so she can write them off on her taxes.
Remember Patsy Stone’s run-in with the gutter press? “MP in Drug-Crazed Sex Romp Shock With Fash Mag Slag!”
Guys, guys, give her a break.
I’m so excited about the fact that this story is going to be sucking up all the air in the media bubble for the next six months. I’m starting the countdown clock now until Chris Matthews compares Tiger Woods to President Obama as a means of suggesting that the administration is in decline after its promising early showing. But then immediately denies that the comparison had ANYTHING TO DO WITH RACE OH MY GOD. Tick tock, Tweety. Lord knows the world sets its watch by the thrills that run up your scrawny old man leg.
2 Responses to “Possibly Unintentionally Hilarious Screen Grab o’ the Day”
By ouiski on Nov 29, 2009 5:19 pm |
OMG, glad you’re back! Hilarious!
By litbrit on Nov 29, 2009 5:57 pm |
In real life, President Obama is FAR too disciplined (and principled) to ever pull such a stunt (if indeed Tiger pulled any stunt at all). But you need to watch Wanda Sykes’ comedy special–it’s on YouTube, in parts–wherein she imagines how Michelle would react if Obama pissed her off, throwing all his stuff onto the WH front lawn, saying, “F*ck you, Ba-rack, you ain’t SHIT!” while Mama Robinson pleads, “Michelle, baby, come inside the house, white people are looking at you.“
As I said, it would never happen. Which is why Wanda’s bit is so funny. She also talks about Michelle having steel rods in her neck, so when people like Joe Wilson shout out b.s. like You Lie! during the president’s address, Michelle can only raise an eyebrow slightly, in anger, while she’d really like to express herself more openly.
As for Tiger Woods, if he *was* indeed seeing this creature, good grief! I dunno…I just don’t buy it. Not unless he has a strange, until-now-hidden appetite for sleaze, and his perfectly lovely wife just isn’t nasty enough. Who knows.