Why I Hate the Holidays

November 22nd, 2009 by TRex @ 7:15 pm| Posted in Beltway Bores |

You know, every year I wait for news that Cokie Roberts has drowned Mara Liasson in some Georgetown hairdresser’s sink (or vice versa) over an invitation to the Widow Russert’s Christmas Ball and it never, ever comes.

The season is just so full of disappointments.

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