Desperate Fishwives
So, the other night I just mentioned Melanie Morgan in passing:
For you see, now that Michelle MalKKKin has jumped every shark in the tank and been sent back to Germantown with her tail between her legs, Ann Coulter has disappeared into some windowless crack den in south Florida, and Melanie Morgan has gotten herself banned from every talk show on TV, where oh where is a hard-edged liberal satirist like myself to turn for large, unfiltered doses of Wingnut Wackiness?
But that was apparently enough to catch her attention, for I opened my gmail account tonight to find a mash note from Herself:
Re: Sorry to hear that you are so starved for material, but I\’m (sic) still a target rich environment
The following page from the “Melanie Morgan” web site has been sent to you by melanie morgan ( melanie@melaniemorgan.com ).
You can access it at the following URL:
http://www.melaniemorgan.com/content/view/513/1/
And that’s just sad. The old bat is so desperate for attention that she’s here begging me to make fun of her. It’s like having your Aunt Gladys show up unexpectedly and start dragging her ass across the carpet like a dog in heat, braying that the hormone patches make her feel like a horny teenager again. You don’t know whether to leave the room, call a doctor, or turn the hose on her.
Instead, I wrote her back:
Hate to break it to you, Mel, but you’re old hat. Nobody cares anymore. I would love to lambast you and your minions with all the scorn that you so richly deserve, but half my readers don’t even know who you are now.
Poor old dear.
Well, she sure didn’t like that. The response came back almost immediately:
Hate to break it to YOU Dave, but NOBODY knows who YOU are.
And that’s why you’re trolling my blog and sending me bitchy emails?
You see, I still have a very large megaphone.
Daily I speak. People listen.
AND I’m still on TV, much to my disgust.
Adios,
Melanie
Oh, it’s soooo not just you who’s disgusted that your poor Botoxed-to-immobility puss still gets air-time. I just haven’t seen you since that hilarious train wreck of an appearance on The News Hour with Jim Lehrer, you know, the one that got you banned from PBS forever?
Still, this was starting to amuse me, so I quickly tried to figure out what to say that would put her at the most risk for a sudden brain hemorrhage:
Honey, you only have that job because of who your husband is. We all know that. Your hordes of drooling manchild fans may buoy you up in your demographic, but that’s the extent of your reach.
Even Laura “Horseface” Ingraham has more fans than you because she’s younger and blonder.
But hey, if you’d like to bring your “large megaphone” to bear in raising my profile, please feel free to bring me up on your show. That would be a hoot. I might even call in.
The next response came so fast, it was in my Inbox before the “Message Sent” sign had time to turn all the way on.
Darlin’,
You aren’t worth my effort.
I had my career long before I went to KGO/KSFO and if anything, my relationship with my husband has hurt my career more than helped.
Snort! Which is why you continue to only work for the radio network he owns? Way to spread your wings, there, Melanie.
I came to terms long ago with who I am, what I do, and what is truly important to me.
So what’s with all the plastic surgery and your ever-changing kaleidoscope of bad hair days?
My life is rich and full with family and friends, and I don’t need your crazy-making ways.
Again, which is why you’re hectoring me via email, right?
No invitation for you, no megaphone for your shock talk.
Cry. Me. A Goddamn. River.
Miss “Execute the Liberals” is accusing me of “shock talk”? You know, Melanoma, I had a dozen other reasons to suspect that your house doesn’t have any mirrors, but this just confirms it.
Sorry. (Oh, NOT.)
Ooh, that’s mature. Hell, maybe “NOT!” will make it back into public parlance. It’s about time for a “Wayne’s World” revival, isn’t it?
Peace,
Melanie
Awwww, love you too, you poor old psychotic thing. Enjoy your long, slow descent into oblivion.
There, you got your post, although now I feel kind of dirty. It reminds me of this time back when I was a drugged-up musician when a friend and I went to buy a bag of weed off this guy. His cat was in heat and yowling like a banshee. The dealer said, “I’ll knock twenty bucks off this bag if you’ll fuck my cat with a Q-Tip and shut her up.”
I politely declined, but my friend Pete looked into his wallet, shrugged, and said, “Okay. I can use that money to drink on.”
I waited outside on the porch. It did not sound like a happy experience for anyone involved. When Pete emerged, smoking a cigarette, I asked him how it had gone.
“I feel so used,” he said as we got into the car and drove away.
That’s kind of how I feel right now, but you know, whatever. Always nice to do an old lady a favor.
112 Responses to “Desperate Fishwives”
By Petrocelli on Jan 24, 2008 11:02 pm |
(( TRex )))
By TRex on Jan 24, 2008 11:08 pm |
Whew!
That was fun!
By madmommy on Jan 24, 2008 11:09 pm |
Wow. That’s pathetic. I feel bad for her.
NOT!
(think she’s still lurking out there in the ether?)
By TRex on Jan 24, 2008 11:10 pm |
madmommy said
Of course. She’s reading every word of this.
Everybody say ‘hey’ to the poor old crazy lady!
By Petrocelli on Jan 24, 2008 11:11 pm |
You gave us a whiff of this in the previous thread … the anecdote in the end is, well … why we love hanging here !
By TRex on Jan 24, 2008 11:12 pm |
Petrocelli said
Mah work here is done…
By LoudounLib on Jan 24, 2008 11:12 pm |
Senor TRex esta en fuego!
*waving to Melanie, cuz I just know you’re reading*
By Lea (no uh) on Jan 24, 2008 11:16 pm |
Hey, poor old crazy lady!
By Petrocelli on Jan 24, 2008 11:17 pm |
‘hey’ … Oy, I feel like I need a shower … *g*
By peanutbutter on Jan 24, 2008 11:17 pm |
Melanie who?
By TRex on Jan 24, 2008 11:18 pm |
peanutbutter said
Exactly.
By Lea (no uh) on Jan 24, 2008 11:19 pm |
I may never look at a q-tip the same again.
By TRex on Jan 24, 2008 11:19 pm |
Lea (no uh) said
Well, you really AREN’T supposed to stick them in your ears. Of course, I use them to clean out my ears all the time. What are you SUPPOSED to use them for if not that?
By Lea (no uh) on Jan 24, 2008 11:21 pm |
I use them to put on my eye makeup.
By madmommy on Jan 24, 2008 11:24 pm |
TRex said
You can clean the outside parts of your ear with them, you’re just not supposed to stick them into the ear canal. It just pushes the wax farther into the ear and you could poke through your eardrum. Nothing bigger than your elbow into your ear, please! Plus they’re good as makeup applicators and for nail polish remover.
mommy wisdom, I haz it.
By Lea (no uh) on Jan 24, 2008 11:26 pm |
They come in darned handy when cleaning a keyboard too. I keep them handy for when Darkblack posts a link.
By Petrocelli on Jan 24, 2008 11:28 pm |
Lea (no uh) said
I cover my Mac with shrink wrap before clicking on darkblack’s links … *g*
By LoudounLib on Jan 24, 2008 11:29 pm |
Petrocelli said
I should have done that before viewing his John Gibson pic earlier tonight! Definitely spew-inducing.
By Petrocelli on Jan 24, 2008 11:30 pm |
LoudounLib said
Linky pleez …
By madmommy on Jan 24, 2008 11:31 pm |
Turning in early tonight, good night all!
By peanutbutter on Jan 24, 2008 11:33 pm |
‘night madmommy
By LoudounLib on Jan 24, 2008 11:33 pm |
Petro, here ya go
By LoudounLib on Jan 24, 2008 11:33 pm |
g’night MM!
By Petrocelli on Jan 24, 2008 11:34 pm |
LoudounLib said
Damn you darkblack … missed the MacBook and hit the Sofa … *g*
By peanutbutter on Jan 24, 2008 11:35 pm |
LoudounLib said
*holds hand over eyes*
*clicks the link*
AUGH!!
*clicks the back button*
*takes hand off eyes*
By LoudounLib on Jan 24, 2008 11:35 pm |
Petrocelli said
Wasn’t that darkblack-a-licious? *g*
By Petrocelli on Jan 24, 2008 11:36 pm |
Darkblack is peerless … as opposed to Melanie, who is witless … *g*
By LoudounLib on Jan 24, 2008 11:38 pm |
I nominate darkblack for Artist In Residence at the TReehouse. Who’s with me?
By newdealfarmgrrrlll on Jan 24, 2008 11:42 pm |
*ndfg cleans off monitor after snark spew* TRex, king of snark. I think she loves the attention.
Q-tips, well, i use ‘em for carefully wiping the wax bloom off colored pencil drawings. The cats, being spayed and neutered, love playing kitty hockey with them.
By TRex on Jan 24, 2008 11:42 pm |
LoudounLib said
I think that’s a marvelous idea.
We’ll see what he thinks of it.
By Laura on Jan 24, 2008 11:42 pm |
LoudounLib said
Seconded.
Call for the question.
By newdealfarmgrrrlll on Jan 24, 2008 11:45 pm |
LL, i’ll second the nomination. Darkblack is visual snark, gotta love those images even while we complain *g*
By peanutbutter on Jan 24, 2008 11:45 pm |
Well, dang. How do you make hot chocolate without a microwave?
By opalheart on Jan 24, 2008 11:47 pm |
hahahhahahahahahhahaha
I was laughing at the post, a lot, Melanie who? I don’t even know what she looks like… I’m so sheltered!
Then I REALLY laughed at the darkblack pic!
Still chuckling. Best laugh I’ve had all day. Thanks much!
By opalheart on Jan 24, 2008 11:48 pm |
Just heard that Kucinich is dropping out of the race…. :o(
By TRex on Jan 24, 2008 11:49 pm |
opalheart said
We’ll be seeing that pic a little later tonight, as well.
By Lea (no uh) on Jan 24, 2008 11:49 pm |
Is that a trick question, PB?
By LoudounLib on Jan 24, 2008 11:49 pm |
pb, IIRC from my younger years — take a pan, fill it with the correct amount of milk, put it on the stove and heat it up (but not to a boil). Pour the hot milk into a mug filled with the cocoa of your choice, and enjoy
By peanutbutter on Jan 24, 2008 11:50 pm |
Lea (no uh) said
I think my microwave just busted. This turns a 3 minute hot chocolate into about a half hour of cussing and scorched milk.
Meh.
By TRex on Jan 24, 2008 11:50 pm |
peanutbutter said
You’re pulling my leg, right?
Are we talking instant or milk, cocoa, and sugar?
By Petrocelli on Jan 24, 2008 11:50 pm |
LL, I third the nomination !
Since this has become the Q-Tip usage thread, I apply WD-40 on door hinges with them, so the over spray no longer ruins the wallpaper/paint.
By Lea (no uh) on Jan 24, 2008 11:51 pm |
double boiler or low and slow, constant stirring, PB
By peanutbutter on Jan 24, 2008 11:51 pm |
oh and now pots and pans and spoons to clean up after.
all i want is hot chocolate
By LoudounLib on Jan 24, 2008 11:52 pm |
Time for me to split — gotta go serve teh public in the morning. G’night T and all the Rexxies, and blessings upon all of your houses
By Petrocelli on Jan 24, 2008 11:52 pm |
peanutbutter said
Half an hour ?
What are you using to cook … candles ?!! *g*
By Petrocelli on Jan 24, 2008 11:53 pm |
G’nite LL … and to you as well !
By Lea (no uh) on Jan 24, 2008 11:53 pm |
Well, I would offer my microwave to you, but then you would have to dig out a thermos, drive over to Costa Mesa and then drive back, not to mention wash out the thermos later. Besides, I’m going to bed. Night all!
By peanutbutter on Jan 24, 2008 11:54 pm |
‘night, lea! might could still be faster using yours!
By TRex on Jan 24, 2008 11:55 pm |
Night, LL and Lea (no uh)! See you guys on the morrow.
Did anyone even notice that we had posts all day today? How did you guys feel about that?
By Lea (no uh) on Jan 24, 2008 11:56 pm |
There has to be at least 135 Starbucks between us, surely that would be fastest of all!
By Laura on Jan 24, 2008 11:57 pm |
LOVED ‘em. Thank you. (all the posts, I mean)
(and thanks, Petro. I appreciate learning the ins and outs of cricket. I’ve always wondered about that game…..And I still do!)
By Lea (no uh) on Jan 24, 2008 11:57 pm |
I did indeed notice that I had more reading than usual to catch up on, since I don’t get to read during the day usually. It was nice! An extra dose of Vitamin T!
By punaise on Jan 24, 2008 11:58 pm |
I’ll never be able to think of dear old Aunt Gladys in the same way any longer…
By peanutbutter on Jan 24, 2008 11:58 pm |
Ew, starbucks hot chocolate?
Anyway, I was right. 1/2 hour later here I am with my hot chocolate…
Yikes, guess I know what I’m picking up after work tomorrow.
I’m so hosed after the apocalypse and no electricity to be had…
By peanutbutter on Jan 25, 2008 12:00 am |
Trex, I love the extra posts, but don’t burn yerself out either! I know what regular blog posting is like, never mind when you also have a huge audience in the mix…whatever works for you, you know? I’m interested in the longevity of your blog…
By Petrocelli on Jan 25, 2008 12:01 am |
Laura said
It’s actually as technical as Chess, quite possibly the most technically diverse game around …
By TRex on Jan 25, 2008 12:04 am |
Alright, gang! Gotta run. Next post is in the queue. I might be in late.
See you all soon!
By Petrocelli on Jan 25, 2008 12:06 am |
TRex said
Ta ! Have fun and if you run into Melanie, tell her we said “Hey!” *g*
By Persiflage on Jan 25, 2008 12:22 am |
Ha! If you run into Melanie, tell her we said “Who?”
By Ripley on Jan 25, 2008 12:44 am |
AND I’m still on TV, much to my disgust.
What, someone’s forcing her to appear on TV shows? She has no will of her own? If TV is so awful, you’d think she’d refuse to appear. Just sayin…
Hi, Melanie! Hope you enjoyed the anniversary! Jan. 12th… you remember…??
By spocko on Jan 25, 2008 12:45 am |
Wow. Well it was a year ago this month when we bloggers cost KSFO at least 28 advertisers.
Think about that. Big names too. BofA, FedEx, Mastercard, Visa. I don’t know the business but I estimate that was a good chuck of change.
Did you all know we did that?
Probably not since they wouldn’t even confirm the ones they lost to the media. We will never know the extent of the hit because the books are buried.
Sadly they are back to their old tricks, I have audio of Lee Rodgers talking about tracing people’s email, hunting people down and killing them like mad dogs. But since their new parent company hired Don Imus I don’t expect they care.
The advertisers might be another story.
Did you see how the group “Hate Hurts America” and Brave New Films are using my methods to get to Savage? I had my hands full with the KSFO crowd, but I’m glad they have picked up the ball.
I am afraid that if we go after them again they will do what they do and go after my real life reputation and job. That is what they do. They think everyone is fair game. (See Plame, Valerie) Even when we play fair and they don’t.
It really isn’t fun to be treatened with lawsuits for a multi-billion dollar corporation.It’s terrifying. Next they will go after my honor (okay I know that’s Worf’s gig, but you know what I mean) Maybe they don’t care about their reputation for honesty or professionalism, but I do.
People don’t get into politics because they know that talk radio hosts like Morgan, Rodgers, Sussman and Benner will attack they. Why should being Swiftboated be the price you must pay to want to serve the public? Should I have to pay a price of the destruction of my reputation because I cost a corporation money by alerting their advertisers to what their hosts were saying on the shows they were paying for?
I care about this because the other hammer they hang over people’s head is outting them (like Morgan’s friend Malkin has done) and smearing them with their huge microphone.
They attacked Cindy Sheehan viciously for YEARS but Cindy couldn’t touch them for slander because she was “a public figure” and because Morgan and the rest know how hard it is to win a slander or libel case. Partly because it is expensive to undertake and partly because they are still considered to be journalists.(Ha!)
Of course Morgan would have corporate support from ABC and support from platitude liberals who say ‘I don’t like what she has to say but I’ll defend her right to say it..” It is no coincidence that she has figured out how the ACLU will support her. She would play the victim card in a heart beat. Just like she did when she was told she would not be invited back to PBS.
She and her co-host’s have some responsibility with her big microphone on the public’s airwaves. The FCC already require them to follow some rules. They are in a regulated environment and they know it.
But she and her co-hosts continue to abuse their publicly granted license on their commercially supported broadcast radio show with their violent rhetoric. It is too bad the FCC is more concerned about obscene language than violent rhetoric, but what do you expect in Bush’s world?
By Christine Edmonson on Jan 25, 2008 12:50 am |
spocko,
Truth.
By Sharonlee on Jan 25, 2008 12:50 am |
peanutbutter said
I agree with this.
By darkblack on Jan 25, 2008 12:52 am |
‘Artist’? Hardly, friends.
Thank you all, but I don’t require a title to hang around the people that I like.
;>)
By Sharonlee on Jan 25, 2008 12:53 am |
darkblack said
If you “required” it, we wouldn’t give it to you. TRex and the TRexicans cannot be pressured.
By Laura on Jan 25, 2008 12:56 am |
darkblack said
Most assuredly not one like THAT!
Well, then how about your pick of easy chairs, with a plaque or something on it? (We can’t shower you with glory, so we’re looking for a way to show our appreciation–aside from spewing, of course…..)
By Sharonlee on Jan 25, 2008 1:02 am |
Question for Burns: Tonight one of the newscasters referred to the government giving money to individuals as part of the stimulus package. Is giving the correct term or is this an early rebate on 2008 taxes that will be incorporated on the form we complete next year?
My thought is they aren’t giving us anything; they are letting us use our tax refunds early.
By Betsy on Jan 25, 2008 1:07 am |
come on up.
http://www.iamtrex.com/?p=231#comment-10544
By Bil on Jan 25, 2008 2:33 am |
Meredith who?
That other Melanie was really rude to the Iraqi/Afghan vets, glad she changed her name and we forgot it.
By Rayne on Jan 25, 2008 9:07 am |
Never listened to her. Not going to start.
Whenever her name comes up, I think of a movie.
Kingpin.
Yeah, you know, Roy Munson’s landlady?
That one.
IMO, I think it’s time to acquire some parenting skills and put this sad wretch in time out. When toddlers behave badly in the store, we remove them immediately from the public eye, put them in the time out chair, and ignore them until they get their heads together — because their tantrum shouldn’t succeed in getting them the attention they want. The crusty old landlady’s name shouldn’t cross your blog until she gets her act together; it’s all free publicity to her if you don’t draw a firm line and enforce your borders.
By empressmitzi on Jan 25, 2008 12:17 pm |
spocko said
I remember it very well because I had never heard of any of those people (I’m Canadian) until this story got into the blogs last year. In fact, my entire knowledge of the inhabitants of Lower Wingnuttia (basically anyone who isn’t Rush or Ann the Mann Coulter) comes mostly from TRex and the delightfully wacky crew over at Sadly, No!. It sure looks like Melody Meltdown or whatever her name is has got a lot of free time on her hands now. If she was Canadian she might be able to afford treatment for that terminal case of narcissistic personality disorder…
By sangemon on Jan 25, 2008 1:16 pm |
TRex…..beautiful!
Just remind me never to get on your bad side. Those claws of yours are SHARP!
By oddball on Jan 25, 2008 6:22 pm |
Melanie Morgan
Michelle Malkkkin
Michael Medved
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM…..whats the common thread?
By joe on Jan 26, 2008 8:10 pm |
Mom, yum, etc are heaven sent, so don’t blame the letter M.
Melanie Morgan’s fate in the next life for her sneaky opposition to what’s good and fair is worse than a fade into oblivion here.
And her current friends are actually what are clawing at her and keeping her from escaping.
They think they’re fooling the real power by pretending they’re joking instead of trying to incite anger and seed weak minds into growing deadly sins.
By RedRocker on Jan 31, 2008 3:38 pm |
Ok, ok…I’ll do her for the team and then when I’m done, I’ll yell at her, “Certified, b*tch!”
By t4toby on Jan 31, 2008 3:48 pm |
She’s, like, totally so not-tubular!
Oh my god! That old lady is a total square!!
Anyways, thanks for the awesome laughs!!!
BFF?
Peace!
t4toby!
By CoDave on Jan 31, 2008 3:51 pm |
Yeah, I kinda wondered what happened to this tedious neocrone after that PBS debacle.
Glad to see she’s got enough time on her hands to respond to a passing mention on the blogs. Sounds like a real bigshot.
By GSD on Jan 31, 2008 3:55 pm |
It’s sad to see the Magda Goebbels of the talk radio set falling into such a state of unhingedness.
It is enjoyable witnessing the meltdown of the far right.
They think the answer to their flagging fortunes is more and more of the same.
Maybe she can help El Rushbo book his next sex tourist trip to the Dominican Republican, err, Republic.
Besides there is nothing sexier than a womans face crooked with vitriol…..Reminds me of the women I used to see in black and white yelling at black children during the civil rights days.
Rage on Mel.
-GSD
By sparafucilli on Jan 31, 2008 4:02 pm |
WOW! Morgan’s large megaphone tried to deep throat TR’s large microphone and choked on it. Call the medics.
By randron on Jan 31, 2008 4:03 pm |
I found the idea of fucking the horny cat with Q-tip intriquing. Do you think you could glue a bed pillow to the end of a ball bat, service “Catty-Mel,” and get her to stop her caterwauling? PLEASE?
By redford on Jan 31, 2008 4:07 pm |
That was truly a great post…a classic. I have to comment on that chick’s face: That square mouth of yours is creepy! I realize it’s botox, but man, you really shouldn’t be allowed on tv with that square pie hole. I guess it reminds me of those face targets you shoot water at, at the carnival. I’m kinda sorry it’s so personal, but if you’ve gotta talk, keep it on the radio. Just wish Olbermann wouldn’t show your picture.
By James on Jan 31, 2008 4:08 pm |
I’d never heard of this “woman” before, but Crooks and Liars just posted a pic of it, and it is truly one of the most hideous creatures I have ever seen in my life. I hope its husband has negotiated an open relationship… for his sake.
By WhenIsItEnough on Jan 31, 2008 4:24 pm |
She wants you, man.
It’s kinda like when you were in junior high. The boy who pulled on the girl’s ponytail didn’t hate her, he liked her and didn’t know how to express his feelings.
…
I think I just creeped myself out.
By JTM on Jan 31, 2008 4:32 pm |
I just noticed that there’s an ad for “Hillary: The Movie” on M.Morgan’s site. (Go to home, then click next once.) I thought that wasn’t allowed within 30 days of Super Tuesday. Can anyone verify this?
By Melanie4Evah on Jan 31, 2008 4:46 pm |
Hi, Melanie!
How many emails do you send out a day trolling for people to talk about you?
By JDH on Jan 31, 2008 5:02 pm |
That whole morning crew at KSFO is a joke. Their audience is prehistoric. The only people I know who listen to them are the grumpy old guys at local barber shops. Lee Rodgers is literally a fossil. Melanie is a miracle of plastic surgery. What’s up with her lips anyway? “The Sussman” is a white supremacist.
They don’t take calls, BTW. The barbers are too busy cutting hair to call in, and they are the only ones who would agree with them.
I think the problem is that there are no nationally syndicated fascists in that time slot. So the locals are left to come up with some regional hate speech for themselves.
How people like the KSFO crew and Michael Savage live in the Bay Area is a mystery to me. They must live in a continuous state of rage.
By Batocchio on Jan 31, 2008 5:02 pm |
Oh my lord.
By RagingGurrl on Jan 31, 2008 5:10 pm |
That’s got to be the funniest thing I’ve read in awhile.
By Radian on Jan 31, 2008 5:11 pm |
“Daily I speak.”
She must’ve taken diction lessons from Yoda.
By Lilybelle on Jan 31, 2008 5:11 pm |
T-Rex! I’ve missed your extra special blend of snark. Now I’ve got you bookmarked (danke crooksandliars) and can sip it down with the morning joe.
Keep it flowing.
By Grand Moff Texan on Jan 31, 2008 5:23 pm |
You see, I still have a very large megaphone.
Daily I speak. People listen.
In the trailer park?
Get knotted, you expired hole.
.
By Crazy Cat Lady on Jan 31, 2008 5:38 pm |
I liked Mel’s earlier, funnier stuff, to wit …
Does the name Fluffy mean anything to you?
By Shelly on Jan 31, 2008 5:40 pm |
I’ve never even heard of this spewing colostomy bag. What purpose can she serve other than to prove we can never forget that American Taliban are among us, and that they are responsible for the occupation, the economy and the ongoing war against the middle/ working class of our nation?
By Jeff on Jan 31, 2008 5:47 pm |
“I have a very large megaphone”
Interesting…so THAT’s what the kids are calling the cootchie these days!
Melanoma has that creepy “Stiffler’s Mom” look…on a GOOD day. You know…the variety of sex appeal that makes you upchuck in the back of your mouth and choke it back down. She has a face PERFECT for radio, and a voice reminicint of Eva Braun attempting to yodel into a tin can while ‘Dolph jolts high voltage arcs onto her nipple clips.
What kind of jackass would ever listen to her tripe anyways?
By clem on Jan 31, 2008 5:59 pm |
She’s barely qualified to host the Home Shopping Network. Such a pitiful waste of the radio spectrum….
By JSC on Jan 31, 2008 6:04 pm |
A few months back she did not like an email that I sent out so she provided my email to her listeners. I think she was expecting them to flood me with emails. How many did I receive? Two. One Rambo/ I have guns to prove my manhood type listener threatened to find me and shoot me. After I responded and asked him to let me know when he wanted my address, he blocked me from sending him anymore emails. But then I thought about it. I only received two emails? Is that her whole listener base? And ABC is paying her how much?
By kharma on Jan 31, 2008 6:09 pm |
Damn…what a horny old slut. She wants you TREX. LOL.
By TRex on Jan 31, 2008 6:14 pm |
kharma said
Get the hose. She’s more man than I can handle.
By Pooche on Jan 31, 2008 6:44 pm |
Who the hell is this melanie person?
By x174 on Jan 31, 2008 7:36 pm |
good to read your prose again TRex.
looking forward to more of your fishwifery tales.
By Mark on Jan 31, 2008 8:24 pm |
naturally, she cut and ran from debating you publicly. Just like your typical, cowardly wingnut.
If they can’t defend themselves from bloggers, how are they going to fight the menace of ‘Islamo-fascism’ effectively? Oh, right… they aren’t.
By Rob on Jan 31, 2008 9:34 pm |
Oh you gullible souls… the message was likely simply sent by some random twit using the “Email this to friend” link on her site.
By jxh261 on Feb 1, 2008 9:29 am |
Could’ve done without the cat story at the end…puke.
By Dan on Feb 1, 2008 11:15 am |
Mad TV’s Vancome Lady.
By Doodee on Feb 2, 2008 7:22 am |
Thanks for sharing
By NeesyVacecina on Feb 7, 2008 6:54 am |
I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well. But it was interesting! Look for some my links:
By munchkinpup on Mar 4, 2008 2:13 am |
I know this woman is a complete manic depressive idiot, but could you refrain from some of the sexist hyperbole–horny old slut (re-kharma), old bat, etc.
I detest Morgan, but lets leave the misogynistic words behind. Just call her a motherfucker and be done with it.
And yippee, she’s FIRED, on this wonderful Monday.
By Bil on Mar 4, 2008 2:54 am |
Oh, that was REALLY charming muchkinpup.
Aren’t we supposed to cut A hormonally challenged 51 year old some slack…?
JUST KIDDING! Yes BUT…
Only if they don’t buy a microphone with their Husbands money….
By Caoimhin Laochdha on Mar 4, 2008 7:38 am |
Poor dear. I think you’ve written MelMor’s definitive “I could’a been a contender” bookmark.
I’d double the $20 just to get the image of Gladys and the cat out of my exploding head.
slainte,
cl
By fastfeat on Mar 4, 2008 8:28 am |
Melanoma, cats, q-tips, and cigarettes!!
Sound like the body a great country-punk song in there somewhere.
F’ing hilarious!!
By Guitar_Playing_Bastard on Mar 4, 2008 9:31 am |
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Nice 1:1 trolling, TRex. I am so pleased she got cut loose.
Hey BITCH, have fun living in the Civic Center BART Station.
By arrachheigo on Mar 11, 2008 4:56 pm |
rosie@triad29.com
rosieponder@verizon.net
Not only do they try to rip you off, they send your email out and you get a ton of junk mail.