Hulk, Smashed

October 27th, 2008 by TRex @ 5:24 pm| Posted in FAIL, Right Wing Chucklefucks, monsters of entitlement, teh congress |

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the single most powerful argument in favor of Senatorial term limits, Senator Ted Stevens, convicted felon:

WASHINGTON — Alaska Sen. Ted Stevens was convicted of seven corruption charges Monday in a trial that threatened to end the 40-year career of Alaska’s political patriarch in disgrace.

The verdict, coming barely a week before Election Day, increased Stevens’ difficulty in winning what already was a difficult race against Democratic challenger Mark Begich. Democrats hope to seize the once reliably Republican seat as part of their bid for a filibuster-proof majority in the Senate.

Stevens, 84, was convicted of all the felony charges he faced of lying about free home renovations and other gifts from a wealthy oil contractor. Jurors began deliberating last week.

Who’d have thunk it, Alaska’s proto-maverick, a sledneck from way back, a foot-stamping, tantrum pitching, grown-up toddler in a stupid, stupid tie, a liar?  A crook?  I’m shocked, SHOCKED!

Well, he is, after all, a Republican, and “corrupt, arrogant, money-grubbing slimeball” is their default setting.

Good luck in the pokey, you sanctimonious old prick.  Don’t drop the soap!

  1. 17 Responses to “Hulk, Smashed”

  2. By skeptic on Oct 27, 2008 5:50 pm |

    I was so hoping you’d be forced to comment on the outcome of Steven’s trial. Ya done good, great green one.

  3. By TRex on Oct 27, 2008 6:03 pm |

    skeptic said

    I was so hoping you’d be forced to comment on the outcome of Steven’s trial. Ya done good, great green one.

    I eat Hulks for breakfast.

    *Urrrrrrrrrp*!

  4. By e.c. on Oct 27, 2008 6:45 pm |

    sadly, the crook could still be re-elected.

    here’s my tinfoil hat scenario. stevens squeeks out a win, then resigns his seat leaving our favorite perky governor to appoint his replacement. she then appoints her husband to the vacancy. you know that bitch wants out of alaska - and baaaaad.

  5. By DrDick on Oct 27, 2008 8:14 pm |

    Don’t drop the soap!

    Au contraire! Please do. After Stevens fucking the American people all these years, it is only just that at least some of us get the opportunity to return the favor.

  6. By punaise on Oct 27, 2008 8:46 pm |

    “sledneck” - good one!

  7. By punaise on Oct 27, 2008 9:08 pm |

    at least he had the good sense not wear the Hulk tie on Seersucker Thursday in the Senate, one presumes.

  8. By punaise on Oct 27, 2008 9:18 pm |

    (edited to omit a duplicate post)

  9. By punaise on Oct 27, 2008 9:18 pm |

    from First Draft:

    punaise said

    Today’s Encouraging Thought

    I bought a gallon of milk today. McCain’s hopes of being President will expire before the milk does.

    Wheeeee!

  10. By Laura on Oct 27, 2008 9:51 pm |

    punaise said

    from First Draft:

    Laura said

    Today’s Encouraging Thought

    I bought a gallon of milk today. McCain’s hopes of being President will expire before the milk does.

    Wheeeee!

    OH FRABJOUS THOUGHT!

  11. By Laura on Oct 27, 2008 9:52 pm |

    from First Draft:

    Today’s Encouraging Thought

    I bought a gallon of milk today. McCain’s hopes of being President will expire before the milk does.

    Wheeeee!/quote]

    OH FRABJOUS THOUGHT!

  12. By Laura on Oct 27, 2008 9:53 pm |

    from First Draft: Punaise said:

    Today’s Encouraging Thought

    I bought a gallon of milk today. McCain’s hopes of being President will expire before the milk does.

    Wheeeee!/quote]

    OH FRABJOUS THOUGHT!

  13. By Bil on Oct 28, 2008 12:48 am |

    Me TOO Laura!
    You can say THAT again…

  14. By Laura on Oct 28, 2008 1:09 am |

    Bil said

    Me TOO Laura!
    You can say THAT again…

    *whispers:* I have NO idea how I did that…..sorry. :sad:

  15. By punaise on Oct 28, 2008 1:28 am |

    “Laura” - now available in 1%, 2% and whole blog. :~)

  16. By punaise on Oct 28, 2008 1:31 am |

    maybe soon-to-be-ex-Senator Stevens can hire welcome Joe the Plumber to unclog those pesky toobz.

  17. By Bil on Oct 28, 2008 11:31 am |

    Punaise! LOL!

  18. By mark begich on Dec 12, 2008 5:52 am |

    WASHINGTON (AP) — Sen. Ted Stevens had a chaotic 85th birthday Tuesday, waiting anxiously to see whether a climactic vote count in Alaska will keep him in Congress long enough for his fellow Republicans to decide whether to expel the

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