Liar, Liar

October 24th, 2008 by TRex @ 10:11 am| Posted in FAIL, kegadoru konservatives |

Pants on fire.

Salon on that alleged beating and face-carving incident in Pittsburgh:

Salon was able to find some of Todd’s personal Web pages, which we’re not linking to in order to protect her privacy. What appears to be her MySpace page, which gives her age as 23 rather than 20, is private. But the quote at the top of it is visible — it reads, “Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her cloths [sic] off, but its [sic] better if you do.”

This little girl sounds like a real piece of work.  If her story turns out to be true, I will carve the word “MAVRIK” backwards across my forehead.

UPDATE: A little graphic love from The General.

UPDATE (BREAKING! BREAKING! BREAKING! WHOO-WOOOO!! SIRENS!!!): And the little sociopath has now confessed that it was all a BIG FAT LIE. Way to go College Republicans! Your EPIC FAIL streak continues unabated.

  1. 23 Responses to “Liar, Liar”

  2. By sangemon on Oct 24, 2008 1:43 pm |

    HA!

    It’s a HOAX!

    http://kdka.com/local/attack.McCain.Bloomfield.2.847628.html

  3. By Bil on Oct 24, 2008 2:24 pm |

    What was it Seinfeld said about children in an “ominous” way…

    “They are here to replace us…”

  4. By darkblack on Oct 24, 2008 2:33 pm |

    Purple Heart Bandaid, Stat.

    ;>)

  5. By sharonlee on Oct 24, 2008 3:48 pm |

    darkblack said

    Purple Heart Bandaid, Stat.

    ;>)

    Love it, darkblack.

    You knew there had to be a lot of doubt when even MM was questioning the story.

    Great new generation of College Republicans out there, ya know.

  6. By EvilDrPuma on Oct 24, 2008 4:15 pm |

    Meanwhile, McCain supporters HAVE hung Obama in effigy, HAVE harassed early voters at polling places, HAVE slashed tires outside Obama rallies, and HAVE killed bear cubs to make their point. When it comes to dirty political stunts, these guys are the pros.

  7. By Caoimhin Laochdha on Oct 24, 2008 5:09 pm |

    “Get a Brain Morans”

    Looks like the next generation of socially promoted Republicans practices sp3lling in their bathroom mirrors.

    Charmed!

    -cl

  8. By john in california on Oct 24, 2008 5:24 pm |

    How long do you think it will be before limpballs or o’liely ‘discovers’ that this poor little pychopath is actually an Obamamole who first infiltrated the McCain campaign in order to find out all his amazing campaign stateragies, then to discredit McCain just when he was poised on the edge of jumping off into great big leaderland. 3..2..1..

  9. By punaise on Oct 24, 2008 5:36 pm |

    awesome, db.

  10. By punaise on Oct 24, 2008 5:37 pm |

    …the most fun a girl can have without taking her cloths [sic] off, but its [sic] better if you do.”

    no, please don’t. really.

  11. By bonkers on Oct 24, 2008 6:02 pm |

    This Young Repub liar came along at just the right time. I wasn’t sure if I was gonna have a Halloween costume since nothing was calling out to me, but she’ll be the perfect costume!

    Easy to put some black eye makeup on and a red backwards “B” on the cheek. Perfect!

  12. By TRex on Oct 24, 2008 6:52 pm |

    bonkers said

    This Young Repub liar came along at just the right time. I wasn’t sure if I was gonna have a Halloween costume since nothing was calling out to me, but she’ll be the perfect costume!

    Easy to put some black eye makeup on and a red backwards “B” on the cheek. Perfect!

    Ooh! Brilliant! Well, that’s my costume. Thanks!

  13. By bonkers on Oct 24, 2008 10:42 pm |

    Fantastic, TRex! It would be hilarious to have thousands using this costume…create a mass statement sorta like the masks in “V for Vendetta,” only it would be “B for Beeyatch!”

  14. By PaTrex on Oct 25, 2008 9:56 am |

    y’know, that pants-a-fire dance is pretty awesome. You may see me doing that at the discoteque some time soon.

  15. By TRex on Oct 25, 2008 6:36 pm |

    PaTrex said

    y’know, that pants-a-fire dance is pretty awesome. You may see me doing that at the discoteque some time soon.

    I know. Little dumbass. He’ll be a future Darwin Award winner, I suspect.

  16. By GDJared on Nov 5, 2008 8:16 pm |

    Спасибо!

  17. By olher on Nov 7, 2008 3:28 am |

    Как тебе новость на премьершипе:

    “Тоттенхэм хочет приобрести Шея Гивена.
    Главный тренер лондонского “Тоттенхэма” Харри Рэднапп признался, что он является личным поклонником таланта голкипера “Ньюкасла” Шея Гивена и хотел бы заполучить этого игрока в свой клуб.
    “Шей Гивен - великолепный голкипер, я им восхищаюсь. Любой тренер хотел бы его приобрести, если бы это был возможно”, - цитирует Рэднаппа газета Daily Mail.”

  18. By pictalcop on Nov 18, 2008 11:52 am |

    As like as two peas :P

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  20. By Denuncammesia on Nov 21, 2008 4:17 pm |

    There’s always one of my uncles who watches a boxing match with me and says “Sure. Ten million dollars. You know, for that kind of money, I’d fight him.” As if someone is going to pay $200 a ticket to see a 57-year-old carpet salesman get hit in the face once and cry. (Larry Miller) :)

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