And What to My Wondering Eyes Should Appear

September 8th, 2008 by TRex @ 6:39 pm| Posted in 2008 Race, Sarah the Impaler |

Everybody meet Keven.  Keven says that he, not Levi, is the father of Bristol Palin’s baby.

Via Gawker:

Today in Sarah Palin news! This nice young man has gone to the YouTube to announce something very important: he is actually the father of Alaska governor Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol Palin’s little fetus. Well. Keven, the nice young man in question, is from Los Angeles, but he says he lived in Wasilla for a while, with his dad, and he and Bristol were “really good friends” who made a baby together. That baby’s life began at conception and Kevin went back home to make YouTubes. Oh, you might notice something about Kevin, as you watch this. There is something about him that makes him seem a little different from, say, reported father Levi Johnston. See if you can spot what it is! (Confidential to K.: we think it is pronounced “PAY-lin.”) [Radar]

Ooh!  Ooh!  I know this one!

No gum.

  1. 9 Responses to “And What to My Wondering Eyes Should Appear”

  2. By e.c. on Sep 8, 2008 7:10 pm |

    as amusing as the idea is, if this turns out to be a stunt (and mispronouncing her last name doesn’t exactly reek of credibility), then this will be one more thing for an outraged gop to cliam as proof that the awful liberal media is trying to smear poor perfect sarah palin.

  3. By Tim in SF on Sep 8, 2008 7:12 pm |

    Oh! I know! He doesn’t have any stupid facial hair!

    Right?

  4. By Tim in SF on Sep 8, 2008 7:13 pm |

    NO! Wait! Better answer!

    I’ll bet it’s that Keven is not a self described “fucken redneck”! Right!?

  5. By TRex on Sep 8, 2008 7:39 pm |

    e.c. said

    as amusing as the idea is, if this turns out to be a stunt (and mispronouncing her last name doesn’t exactly reek of credibility), then this will be one more thing for an outraged gop to cliam as proof that the awful liberal media is trying to smear poor perfect sarah palin.

    I feel fairly confident that it’s a hoax, but then again, so is “I told Caaaahnngress thanks but no thanks on that Bridge to Nowhere”. What’s sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.

  6. By LibertyLover on Sep 9, 2008 12:28 am |

    No tat of “bristol” on the ring finger????

    I believe that I heard that this was satire.

  7. By Bil on Sep 9, 2008 12:30 am |

    Perhaps in Alaska that is how they disguise their identity, by mispronouncing their last names?

  8. By Paul Austere on Sep 9, 2008 4:12 pm |

    Great, great move. Cynicsm invites cynism!!!

    The best hoax I’ve seen is the fake zoophile-rights documentary called COMING SOON. If you haven’t seen it yet check it out for free at http://www.comingsoon.cz. An absolute must-see!!!

  9. By Pilate on Sep 11, 2008 7:19 pm |

    It’s not a hoax my friends!!!!

  10. By Pilate on Sep 11, 2008 7:20 pm |

    It’s not a hoax my friends…

    Just check out http://www.equalityforall.net!

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