Archive for the ‘Sarah the Impaler’ Category

Cuntery First!

Posted by TRex@ 7:43 pm Monday, December 1st, 2008 Posted in GOP Cargo Cult, Sarah the Impaler | 28 Comments »

Oh, god help us all, she's here. AUGUSTA, Ga. (AP) - Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin implored Georgia Republicans to back Sen. Saxby Chambliss in his hotly contested Senate runoff, telling a cheering crowd Monday that the first step in rebuilding the ...

Hahahaha!! Yes, Thank You, Sarah Palin.

Posted by TRex@ 3:34 pm Friday, November 21st, 2008 Posted in GOP Cargo Cult, Sarah the Impaler | 14 Comments »

Thank you for being the completely clueless, classless rube that you are. What would a sharp-tongued liberal character assassin like me do without you? Please, oh, please aggressively campaign to be your party's nominee for 2012. People ...

You Can Dress ‘Em Up…

Posted by TRex@ 12:28 pm Saturday, October 25th, 2008 Posted in 2008 Race, Sarah the Impaler | 19 Comments »

(image by darkblack) Looks like there might be trouble in paradise. Even as John McCain and Sarah Palin scramble to close the gap in the final days of the 2008 election, stirrings of a Palin insurgency are complicating the campaign's already-tense internal ...

Oh! My God.

Posted by TRex@ 11:15 pm Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 Posted in 2008 Race, Sarah the Impaler | 15 Comments »

She's really THAT BAD. I had to back up the tape to verify it, but watch how on the Rick Davis question she trots out a by-rote answer, but when Couric rephrases and sharpens the question, SHE SAYS THE EXACT SAME ...

And What to My Wondering Eyes Should Appear

Posted by TRex@ 6:39 pm Monday, September 8th, 2008 Posted in 2008 Race, Sarah the Impaler | 9 Comments »

Everybody meet Keven.  Keven says that he, not Levi, is the father of Bristol Palin's baby. Via Gawker: Today in Sarah Palin news! This nice young man has gone to the YouTube to announce something very important: he is actually the father ...

Sometimes Sarah Palin Doubts Your Commitment to Sparkle Motion

Posted by TRex@ 10:20 am Sunday, September 7th, 2008 Posted in 2008 Race, Sarah the Impaler | 13 Comments »

Sarah Palin is Your New Segway.

Don’t You Know Sarah?

Posted by TRex@ 3:58 pm Friday, September 5th, 2008 Posted in 2008 Race, Sarah the Impaler | 14 Comments »

Don't we all? Moe from today's Crappy Hour: MOE: OH FOR CHRISSAKES PEGGY This is the authentic sound of the American mama, of every mother you know at school who joins the board, reads the books, heads the committee, and gets the show ...

“Is it Over or Is it Just Beginning?”

Posted by TRex@ 12:40 pm Friday, September 5th, 2008 Posted in 2008 Race, Sarah the Impaler | 4 Comments »

Fasten your seatbelts. Here We Go 05 Sep 2008 11:49 am Todd Palin's former business partner files an emergency motion to have his divorce papers sealed. Oh God. It's gonna be a bumpy night.

Ann Coulter in a Reindeer Sweater

Posted by TRex@ 2:01 am Thursday, September 4th, 2008 Posted in 2008 Race, Sarah the Impaler | 5 Comments »

Well, the Republicans have found themselves quite the new poster girl, haven't they?  If a talent for over-the-top nastiness while reading a teleprompter is the top qualification for the Vice Presidency of the United States, she's a freaking shoo-in. I'm a ...