Look on These Jerks, Ye Spite-y, and Despair
Posted by TRex@ 11:54 am Monday, November 23rd, 2009 Posted in That Awful Woman, low-hanging fruit | 86 Comments »(Via Jezebel) These are truly dark times for the conservative movement. It's like Taibbi says: Most normal people cannot connect on an emotional level with Rush’s meanderings on how Harry Reid is buying off Mary Landrieu with pork in the health care ...
“You Didn’t Clap Hard Enough. Tinkerbell’s Dead.”
Posted by TRex@ 9:20 pm Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009 Posted in Beltway Bores, low-hanging fruit, media | 10 Comments »Okay, I want everyone to acknowledge just for a moment what admirable restraint I have exercised thus far on the topic of Meghan McCain. I mean, you know, she's trying. She's smart and pretty and she's got a great job ...
Oh God Please No Anything But That
Posted by TRex@ 8:25 pm Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009 Posted in low-hanging fruit, media, things that make you lose faith in humanity | Comments OffI don't know what in the hell the newspaper industry ever did to deserve this: The "death of newspapers" has drawn powerful political interest. Troubled by the possible shuttering of his hometown paper, Sen. John Kerry reached out to the Boston Globe ...
I’ve Suspected that the Air is a Little Thin in There
Posted by TRex@ 10:02 pm Monday, April 13th, 2009 Posted in low-hanging fruit | 7 Comments »Now we have proof. Apparently one of the passengers on Glenn Beck's bright shiny rocketship to Psycho Candyland tonight was overcome when they made the neck-whipping leap to Warp Eleventybillion. Passed right out. David Buckner, professor of organizational leadership at Columbia ...
Unfortunate Verbiage Choice du Jour
Posted by TRex@ 10:59 pm Thursday, January 29th, 2009 Posted in low-hanging fruit | 52 Comments »The award today goes to Mike Pence, Republican of Indiana who said: "I don't think Rush Limbaugh has a racist bone in his body." Ah, ok, actually, I think you're right, Rep. Pence. But only because I don't think he has any ...
Things That Make You Dumber Just by Knowing Them
Posted by TRex@ 12:59 am Tuesday, November 25th, 2008 Posted in low-hanging fruit, media | 14 Comments »I hate that I know that Spencer and Heidi got married. Information like this is to knowledge what dark matter is to matter, what black holes are to light. By entering my mind, it actually makes me more stupid. It ...
They Kilt It at the Press Club Today
Posted by TRex@ 11:00 pm Wednesday, June 18th, 2008 Posted in Barack Obama, FAIL, low-hanging fruit | 107 Comments »(Up your kilt, mate.) Okay, okay, so, I was just going to kind of completely ignore the Larry Sinclair story. He's that toothless, deranged weirdo who's been steaming up the YouTubes with his story of drug-fueled sexytime in the back of ...
The General Just Wants to Help
Posted by TRex@ 12:52 pm Wednesday, June 11th, 2008 Posted in GOP Cargo Cult, low-hanging fruit | 16 Comments »With James Inhofe's geography problem: Senatorial Shrinkage James Inhofe US Senate Dear Sen. Inhofe, I'm a big fan of turning lemons into lemonade and, from what I see, your "Africa" ad is good for at least a supertanker worth of juice. Forget about all those ...
Just So You Know
Posted by TRex@ 11:00 pm Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 Posted in Asst. Principal O'Reilly, GOP Cargo Cult, hippies, low-hanging fruit | 67 Comments »Bill O'Reilly thinks you're a child molester. Bill O'Reilly on blogs and the internet. (Audio via Mike Stark!) It's always nice to have a serial sexual harasser and maligner of abducted and exploited children ("They love being abducted because they don't have ...
By the Way
Posted by TRex@ 12:00 pm Thursday, April 17th, 2008 Posted in GOP Cargo Cult, low-hanging fruit | 56 Comments »(by darkblack®)