Archive for the ‘kegadoru konservatives’ Category

Is Somebody On This?

Posted by TRex@ 7:57 pm Thursday, April 23rd, 2009 Posted in kegadoru konservatives, literal fascism | 9 Comments »

Can I just say right now that I would be ecstatic to donate money to military families in order to see Sean Hannity ride a waterboard?  Now, please?

Shorter Ashley Todd:

Posted by TRex@ 6:46 pm Friday, October 24th, 2008 Posted in FAIL, kegadoru konservatives | 7 Comments »

"I tried to start a race war and all I got was egg (and this stupid scar) on my face." The little douchebaguette isn't even sorry. Ashley Todd, 20, of College Station, Texas, is charged with filing a false police report. She ...

Liar, Liar

Posted by TRex@ 10:11 am Friday, October 24th, 2008 Posted in FAIL, kegadoru konservatives | 23 Comments »

Pants on fire. Salon on that alleged beating and face-carving incident in Pittsburgh: Salon was able to find some of Todd's personal Web pages, which we're not linking to in order to protect her privacy. What appears to be her MySpace page, ...

Guess Who Got Canned!

Posted by TRex@ 1:15 am Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 Posted in GOP Cargo Cult, Wingnut Welfare Queens, kegadoru konservatives, low-hanging fruit | 67 Comments »

Okay, okay, everybody. Enough with the emails! Yes, I know that my old nemesis Melanoma Miscarriage has been fired from her job at KSFO. Melanie Morgan — the conservative radio talk show host who chairs Move America Forward, the ...

Well It’s Just a Simple Fact

Posted by TRex@ 3:22 pm Friday, February 29th, 2008 Posted in GOP Cargo Cult, kegadoru konservatives | 12 Comments »

They're never, ever going to learn, are they? Timothy S. Goeglein, a top White House aide who is President Bush's chief liaison to religious groups, has admitted to plagiarizing a column he wrote for his hometown paper, the Fort Wayne ...

Tappy Valentine’s Day

Posted by TRex@ 9:46 am Thursday, February 14th, 2008 Posted in Right Wing Chucklefucks, kegadoru konservatives | 14 Comments »

Just in time to make us all ponder what we'd like to give as a token of our affection to that Special Someone in the next stall... HuffPo: WASHINGTON — The Senate Ethics Committee said Wednesday that Idaho Sen. Larry Craig acted ...

Some Happy Holiday News

Posted by TRex@ 11:00 pm Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 Posted in Beltway Bores, Wingnut Welfare Queens, kegadoru konservatives | 178 Comments »

(Kegadoru* Konservatives rendered by darkblack) Crain's NY Business (Via Perez Hilton): The auction for Karl Rove's memoir drags on a month after the Republican strategist made the rounds of publishers with Washington power lawyer Robert Barnett at his side. “It's very, very slow,” ...

Paging Dr. Neiwert, Dr. David Neiwert, White Courtesy Phone, Please

Posted by TRex@ 11:01 pm Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 Posted in GOP Cargo Cult, The Religious Wrong, kegadoru konservatives | 134 Comments »

One of my new favorite blogs is Rump Roast (Brooklyn, NY's Meatiest Blog!). Proprietor Kevin K has some fun facts about that Self-Hate Crime at Princeton. (Thanks, Skippy!) Apparently, would-be abstinence poster-boy (and freshly minted Mormon) Francisco ...