But Isn’t “Zombie Reagan” Kind of Redundant?
Posted by TRex@ 7:20 pm Tuesday, December 1st, 2009 Posted in GOP Cargo Cult | 4 Comments »Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP Above is a pretty funny video about the GOP digging up the corpse of Ronald Reagan and reanimating it. It becomes less funny and more sad when you realize that if they actually ...
Horrible, Horrible People
Posted by TRex@ 8:08 pm Monday, November 23rd, 2009 Posted in GOP Cargo Cult | 4 Comments »The sad irony is that every last one of these baying MORANS would adamantly tell you they're "pro life". It's amazing that the cognitive dissonance doesn't make blood come pouring out of their ears. I wish it would.
A Note to Sarah Palin Fans
Posted by TRex@ 9:02 am Thursday, November 19th, 2009 Posted in GOP Cargo Cult, That Awful Woman | 8 Comments »The question, "Could you be more specific?" does not mean, "Say what you just said, but put some extra dumb on it."
Go to Fail. Go Directly to Fail. Do Not Pass ‘Go’, Do Not Collect $200.
Posted by TRex@ 9:22 pm Tuesday, November 17th, 2009 Posted in FAIL, GOP Cargo Cult | 16 Comments »No, no, this really is the logo of anti-choice group "American Right to Life". It is not a Stephen Colbert creation. It is not a spoof. Your eyes are not in fact deceiving you. It is a cartoon eagle, looking ...
It’s a Problem With the Limbic Brain
Posted by TRex@ 5:40 pm Friday, April 17th, 2009 Posted in GOP Cargo Cult | 9 Comments »In the clip above, from "Countdown", Janeane Garofalo makes the most painfully accurate, devastating assessment of the Right Wing mind ever to appear in Teh Mainstream Media: JANEANE GAROFALO: Thank you. You know, there's nothing more interesting than seeing a bunch ...
Wait, We’ll Help You Pack!
Posted by TRex@ 8:16 pm Wednesday, April 15th, 2009 Posted in GOP Cargo Cult, literal fascism | 9 Comments »Texas governor Rick Perry is not taking secession off the table: Perry called his supporters patriots. Later, answering news reporters’ questions, Perry suggested Texans might at some point get so fed up they would want to secede from the union, though ...
Tea Minutes’ Hate
Posted by TRex@ 1:55 pm Friday, April 10th, 2009 Posted in GOP Cargo Cult, fauxtrage | 6 Comments »This is the part where I start to yearn for superflu to thin the herd a bit, the part where we talk about the Tea Baggers and their dumbass protests on Tax Day. Pareene says: This is what the Tea Party ...
This Treasonous Whack Job has Completely Lost His Mind
Posted by TRex@ 8:35 pm Thursday, April 9th, 2009 Posted in GOP Cargo Cult, fauxtrage | 7 Comments »Can you imagine if a liberal talk show host had carried on like this in 2004? Oh ha fucking ha that's a trick question. There WERE no liberal talk show hosts in 2004. I only wish this would send a significant ...
Ha ha!! I’m IN!!
Posted by TRex@ 5:38 pm Monday, January 26th, 2009 Posted in GOP Cargo Cult | 69 Comments »I've joined the Red State STRIKE FORCE!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHHHH!!! Hee. This is going to be the cheapest source of comedy known to man. Can't wait to hear from ya, Eric! Let's advance those conservatard values together, buddy! WOLVERINES!!!
Is Rush Relapsing?
Posted by TRex@ 11:36 am Friday, January 23rd, 2009 Posted in GOP Cargo Cult, hate radio | 44 Comments »Neiwert hints at it: Something seems strangely off about Rush Limbaugh in his interview with Sean Hannity yesterday on Fox. I'll come right out and say it. He seems completely stoned. (And I know from stoned.) He can barely keep his eyes ...